Thoughts, ideas, tips, musings, and pontifications (not necessarily in that order) by Ben Forta ...
NOTE: This is my personal blog, and the opinions and statements voiced here are my own.
Yes indeed you are the messiah! Let's all follow you!
Ben: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, you don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for yourselves! You're ALL individuals! The Crowd (in unison): Yes! We're all individuals! Ben: You're all different! The Crowd (in unison): Yes, we ARE all different! Man in Crowd: I'm not... The Crowd: Shhh!
Also, Let's not only give it up for Ben. Ben is *awesome* and wonderful and all those things, but there are teams of folks I'm sure who sit at their keyboards (and in meetings... let's be honest) day after day writing all this wonderful code, so that we can all benefit from it.
Code Monkey by Johnathan Coulton http://www.jonathancoulton.com/mp3/Code%20Monkey.m... ------------- Code Monkey get up, get coffee, Code Monkey go to job. Code Monkey have boring meeting, with boring manager Rob.
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent, but his output stinks. His code not functional or elegant, what do Code Monkey think?
Code Monkey think maybe manager, wanna write god**** login page himself Code Monkey not say it out loud, Code Monkey not crazy, just proud
Code Monkey like fritos, Code Monkey likes tab or Mountain Dew Code Monkey very simple man, With big warm fuzzy secret heart Code Monkey like you, Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey hang around at front desk, tell you sweater look nice. Code Monkey offer buy you soda, bring you cup, bring you ice.
You say no thank you for the soda, cause soda make you fat. Anyway you busy with the telephone, no time for chat.
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down, pretend to work Code Monkey not thinking so straight, Code Monkey not feeling so great.
Code Monkey like fritos, Code Monkey likes tab or Mountain Dew Code Monkey very simple man, With big warm fuzzy secret heart Code Monkey like you, Code Monkey like you, alot
Code Monkey have every reason to get out this place Code Monkey just keep working, see your soft pretty face Much rather wake up eat a coffee cake, take a bath, take nap. This job fulfilling in creative way, such a load of crap.
Code Monkey think some day have everything, even pretty girl like. Code Monkey just waiting for now, Code Monkey say someday, somehow
Code Monkey like fritos, Code Monkey likes tab or Mountain Dew Code Monkey very simple man, With big warm fuzzy secret heart Code Monkey like you, Code Monkey like you, alot
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Yes indeed you are the messiah! Let's all follow you!
Ben: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, you don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for yourselves! You're ALL individuals!
The Crowd (in unison): Yes! We're all individuals!
Ben: You're all different!
The Crowd (in unison): Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in Crowd: I'm not...
The Crowd: Shhh!
Apologies to Monty Python for the above ;)
Also, Let's not only give it up for Ben. Ben is *awesome* and wonderful and all those things, but there are teams of folks I'm sure who sit at their keyboards (and in meetings... let's be honest) day after day writing all this wonderful code, so that we can all benefit from it.
Let's hear it for the unsung code monkeys! :o)
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/mp3/Code%20Monkey.m...
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Code Monkey get up, get coffee, Code Monkey go to job.
Code Monkey have boring meeting, with boring manager Rob.
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent, but his output stinks.
His code not functional or elegant, what do Code Monkey think?
Code Monkey think maybe manager, wanna write god**** login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud, Code Monkey not crazy, just proud
Code Monkey like fritos, Code Monkey likes tab or Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man, With big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you, Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey hang around at front desk, tell you sweater look nice.
Code Monkey offer buy you soda, bring you cup, bring you ice.
You say no thank you for the soda, cause soda make you fat.
Anyway you busy with the telephone, no time for chat.
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down, pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight, Code Monkey not feeling so great.
Code Monkey like fritos, Code Monkey likes tab or Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man, With big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you, Code Monkey like you, alot
Code Monkey have every reason to get out this place
Code Monkey just keep working, see your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up eat a coffee cake, take a bath, take nap.
This job fulfilling in creative way, such a load of crap.
Code Monkey think some day have everything, even pretty girl like.
Code Monkey just waiting for now, Code Monkey say someday, somehow
Code Monkey like fritos, Code Monkey likes tab or Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man, With big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you, Code Monkey like you, alot